1 00:00:03,212 --> 00:00:05,255 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 2 00:00:10,719 --> 00:00:12,095 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 3 00:00:17,392 --> 00:00:18,936 ♪ Touché away! ♪ 4 00:00:22,146 --> 00:00:24,149 ♪ It's Touché Turtle! ♪♪ 5 00:00:41,375 --> 00:00:44,628 Woe is me. I have no husband. 6 00:00:44,753 --> 00:00:47,130 Always a bridesmaid, but never a bride. 7 00:00:49,633 --> 00:00:52,469 Now, now, Zuzu, don't cry. 8 00:00:52,594 --> 00:00:54,304 Someday your Prince Charming will come along 9 00:00:54,429 --> 00:00:55,973 on a white horse. 10 00:00:57,516 --> 00:00:59,101 I'd settle for the horse. 11 00:00:59,226 --> 00:01:00,936 Don't despair, Zuzu. 12 00:01:01,061 --> 00:01:02,312 I'll ask Merlin the Magician 13 00:01:02,437 --> 00:01:05,023 to use his magic to get you a husband. 14 00:01:07,818 --> 00:01:10,153 My plan, oh, King, is to have a race 15 00:01:10,279 --> 00:01:11,863 between a tortoise and a hare. 16 00:01:11,989 --> 00:01:14,866 And the princess will marry the winner. 17 00:01:14,992 --> 00:01:17,411 Gadzooks! I won't accept a tortoise 18 00:01:17,536 --> 00:01:19,913 or a hare for my son-in-law. 19 00:01:20,038 --> 00:01:22,206 But sire, I will turn the winner 20 00:01:22,331 --> 00:01:24,251 into a handsome prince. 21 00:01:24,376 --> 00:01:25,836 Well, that's better. 22 00:01:25,961 --> 00:01:28,589 Guard! Fetch a tortoise and a hare 23 00:01:28,714 --> 00:01:30,590 and let the race begin. 24 00:01:32,759 --> 00:01:34,803 Are you sure you want to win the race 25 00:01:34,928 --> 00:01:37,431 and turn into a handsome prince, Touché? 26 00:01:37,556 --> 00:01:39,308 What have I got to lose, Dum Dum? 27 00:01:39,433 --> 00:01:42,311 It's the least I can do for a damsel in distress. 28 00:01:43,562 --> 00:01:44,938 Gosh, Touché 29 00:01:45,063 --> 00:01:48,400 you're the greatest hero in the whole world. 30 00:01:48,525 --> 00:01:50,527 Oh, I wouldn't say that, Dum Dum. 31 00:01:50,652 --> 00:01:51,945 But I'm glad you did. 32 00:01:53,530 --> 00:01:56,658 Hey, turtle, are you here to talk or to run a race? 33 00:01:56,783 --> 00:01:59,995 Come on, let's get the show on the road. 34 00:02:00,120 --> 00:02:01,913 Are the contestants ready, guard? 35 00:02:02,039 --> 00:02:04,958 Better believe they are ready, sire. 36 00:02:05,083 --> 00:02:08,629 Good. Contestants, on ye marks... 37 00:02:08,754 --> 00:02:10,422 - ...get set... - This is it, turtle. 38 00:02:10,547 --> 00:02:13,508 I'm gonna make you look like you was wearin' lead sneakers. 39 00:02:13,633 --> 00:02:14,635 ...go! 40 00:02:15,927 --> 00:02:17,596 Here I go, Dum Dum. 41 00:02:17,721 --> 00:02:19,181 Yeah. Touché... 42 00:02:19,306 --> 00:02:20,641 ...away! 43 00:02:23,935 --> 00:02:26,020 Ooh, that hare-brained hare. 44 00:02:26,145 --> 00:02:28,106 I'll show him. 45 00:02:32,444 --> 00:02:34,738 Resting your feet, slow poke? 46 00:02:39,034 --> 00:02:41,453 Yeah, resting my feet, turtle. 47 00:02:43,205 --> 00:02:44,873 Oh, yeah? 48 00:02:46,375 --> 00:02:48,710 Watch me break the sound barrier. 49 00:02:54,132 --> 00:02:55,592 Yow! 50 00:02:55,717 --> 00:02:57,427 A beehive! 51 00:02:59,638 --> 00:03:00,847 Help! 52 00:03:03,642 --> 00:03:05,143 Help! Help! 53 00:03:14,194 --> 00:03:16,613 I'll never catch that turtle now 54 00:03:16,738 --> 00:03:18,532 thanks to those bees. 55 00:03:18,657 --> 00:03:20,575 Goody, I can see the finish line 56 00:03:20,701 --> 00:03:23,620 where I shall turn into a handsome prince. 57 00:03:23,745 --> 00:03:27,791 Duh, come on, Touché. Touché away! 58 00:03:27,916 --> 00:03:30,627 The tortoise is winning, oh, beautiful princess. 59 00:03:30,752 --> 00:03:32,212 What's the difference? 60 00:03:32,337 --> 00:03:35,132 Hooray for whoever wins! 61 00:03:35,257 --> 00:03:38,844 Duh, duh, that's a beautiful princess? 62 00:03:38,969 --> 00:03:41,096 Hey, Touché! 63 00:03:41,221 --> 00:03:43,181 Stop! Wait! Don't win, Touché! 64 00:03:43,306 --> 00:03:46,476 - Don't win! - How come, Dum Dum? 65 00:03:46,601 --> 00:03:49,813 Take a good look at the princess. 66 00:03:49,938 --> 00:03:51,606 Okay, Dum Dum. 67 00:03:53,191 --> 00:03:56,778 Holy mackerel. What a mackerel. 68 00:03:56,903 --> 00:04:01,491 Come on, anybody! Go, go, go! 69 00:04:01,616 --> 00:04:03,660 Egad, I've been had. 70 00:04:03,785 --> 00:04:06,163 [Dum Dum] You can't win, Touché. 71 00:04:06,288 --> 00:04:08,790 No, but I can sure lose. 72 00:04:10,959 --> 00:04:14,004 Hey, I'm catching up with that turtle. 73 00:04:14,129 --> 00:04:17,174 How come I'm winning? I don't get it. 74 00:04:17,299 --> 00:04:18,216 You will. 75 00:04:18,341 --> 00:04:20,093 You will. 76 00:04:20,218 --> 00:04:24,014 The rabbit wins. Congratulations! 77 00:04:24,139 --> 00:04:25,265 It was the least... 78 00:04:26,850 --> 00:04:28,517 ...a handsome prince could do. 79 00:04:28,642 --> 00:04:31,188 Now, where is my beautiful princess? 80 00:04:31,313 --> 00:04:34,775 Here I am, handsome 81 00:04:34,900 --> 00:04:37,944 I'm all yours, you lucky prince, you. 82 00:04:38,069 --> 00:04:41,656 Oh, no! And away I go! 83 00:04:42,866 --> 00:04:45,702 Wait, you handsome prince, you! 84 00:04:45,827 --> 00:04:47,204 Wait, wait, wait! 85 00:04:48,747 --> 00:04:52,083 Boy, I'm glad you're not that handsome prince, Touché. 86 00:04:52,209 --> 00:04:53,585 So am I, Dum Dum. 87 00:04:53,710 --> 00:04:57,422 From now on, I'm happy just being a handsome turtle.